Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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You need a sexual gate keeper
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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