He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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