normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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