Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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