If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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