Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
we're making bets on your personal life
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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