But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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