ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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