sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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