Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Non-Jews are for practice
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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