North Korea, Best Korea!
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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