I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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