thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she pinky promised me she was 18
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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