tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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