I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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