I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
They took my balls.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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