this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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