ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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