dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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