i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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