Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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