can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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