Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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