The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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