I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I think your dad took our porno
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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