Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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