He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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