I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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