Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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