Please don't use social media to get back at me.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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