the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
