so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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