But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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