perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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