Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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