is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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