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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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