Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize