I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
