its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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