I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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