I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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