Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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