Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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