I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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