I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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