Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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