Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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