i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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