i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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