you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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