yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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