I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.