that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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