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  my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.

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• (914): View more from New York

  my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip

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• (530): View more from California

  sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention

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• (631): View more from New York

  So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Who died my cat blue again?

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