So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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