Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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