Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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