Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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